Drunk Demotivational Poster
FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again
ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.
ARCHITECTS - The college years
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
BOOTY CALL -
BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake
"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments
IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind
DRUNKEN NIGHTS -
CALLING MY EX -
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...
DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.
16 Lane Highway -
VODKA - Connecting People
WINE ETIQUETTE -
WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield
WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power
GO HOME TABLE OF ELEMENTS - ...you're drunk
TIMING IS EVERYTHING -
DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS
HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.
I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."
SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places
DOES GETTING DRUNK ON FACEBOOK - Count as drinking with friends ?
CHOOSE WISELY -
CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?
WINE ETIQUETTE -
A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...
CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.
DIGNITY - Check.
LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.
WAKEUP CALL -
KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.
MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -
A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To
"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!
REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!
SITTING - You're doing it wrong.
ONE MORE BEER - Then the hot dogs will be ready.
TROUBLE/BIG TROUBLE -
TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill
THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.
PARTY GIRL SAYS - "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship; a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."
GUINNESS DRAUGHT - I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman
LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.
THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on
THATONECHICK - is no longer allowed to drink Champagne
HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.
I'M DRUNK, BUT IT'S OK - cuz I'm smarter than you better looking than you and I sing real good too
FACEPLANT - Coming right up in 3... 2...
SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong
THE GRILL MASTER -
Have you ever been so drunk..... -
DRUNK SANTA -
WINE ETIQUETTE -
EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.
IT'S NOT CROWN ROYAL - You can get shitfaced just the same.
STRESS - No one is safe.
FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.
DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you
I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...
DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright
LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.
DRUNK CAT - No more drinking,,I can't even remember what I did last night!!
I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!
IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.
RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - not.
JUST FRIENDS CURSE -
HOW DRUNK WAS I LAST NIGHT -
EPIPHANY - I like to think of god not as dead.... Just merely drunk.
BEER - So much more than just a breakfast drink.
WHAT WAS I THINKING? -
ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong
MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...
DRUNKEN REGRETS - I didn't get her name...or her species...
ACTUALLY, IT ONLY TAKES ONE DRINK TO GET ME LOADED - Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember
AFLAC - Before the duck there was The AFLAC hippo. Somehow it wasn't the same...
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